Peter Lawwell, Opus Dei, the Royal Mail and the Anti-Rangers Conspiracy

Yesterday I informed you of the shocking revelation that a rabid Celtic supporter is employed by the Royal Mail to deliver post in Lanarkshire.
 

Today I can give you more details on this sinister development.
 

Daniel Joseph Hughes has the responsibility for delivering mail to the decent, hardworking, patriotic folk of Harthill and Whitburn.
 

No doubt Royal Mail bosses were unaware of Daniel Joseph Hughes’ dark secret when they appointed him.
 

That does not excuse their inaction though after receiving dozens of complaints from the decent, hardworking, patriotic folk of Harthill and Whitburn about Daniel Joseph Hughes’ sinister anti-Rangers behaviour as he lackadaisically makes his way on his rounds.
 

I have been informed by Harthill insiders that Daniel Joseph Hughes frequently shambles through the town unshaven while wearing his official Royal Mail uniform and carrying his official Royal Mail mail bag.
 

Post which should be delivered by 10am frequently is not delivered until 10.30am, so slovenly is Daniel Joseph Hughes in carrying out his official Royal Mail duties.
 

I can reveal that Daniel Joseph Hughes is in fact a Celtic season-ticket holder, despite being employed by the Royal Mail.
 

So bitter is Daniel Joseph Hughes, so virulent is his hatred of all things Rangers, that he is not a fit and proper person to be employed by the Royal Mail.
 

I have been told by several locals in both Harthill and Whitburn that the morning after Celtic’s fortuitous “win” over Barcelona, the hate-filled, anti-Rangers bigot Daniel Joseph Hughes indulged in the most appalling, sinister, sectarian behaviour as he delivered the post in his official Royal Mail uniform.
 

To the utter shock and disbelief of the decent, hardworking, patriotic folk of the two towns, Daniel Joseph Hughes provocatively and loudly WHISTLED the Champions League theme tune.
 

The righteous outrage expressed by the decent, hardworking, patriotic citizens of these quiet, hardworking towns almost provoked a riot.
 

As regular readers of this blog know, Rangers should at this minute be competing in the Champions League and in their rightful place at the top of the discredited, rabidly anti-Rangers SPL.
 

The vast Opus Dei conspiracy emanating from the Vatican and run by master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell from his bunker deep within the bowels of Celtic Park is responsible for Rangers’ current plight.
 

As I outlined last week the big tax case was a sham, engineered by master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell to destroy the union and subsume the UK into a Vatican-dominated European superstate.
 

Had it not been for the big tax case, Charles Green’s CVA proposal would have been accepted.
 

Rangers would have emerged from administration debt-free and Alistair McCoist would still have had his world-beating players like Davis, Jelavic and Naismith to aid his assault on the Champions League.
 

With Rangers denied their rightful place in the Champions League, Daniel Joseph Hughes’ whistling of the Champions League theme tune while wearing his official Royal Mail uniform on his official Royal Mail rounds was clearly a sectarian act of the most hideous, sinister kind.
 

I have taken up the case of the bitter, hate-filled Daniel Joseph Hughes with Royal Mail.
 

I have telephoned and written to them to inform them of the sinister, hate-filled, sectarian behaviour of Daniel Joseph Hughes, but so far his anti-Rangers bosses have refused to take any disciplinary action against him for his diseased, sinister, Rangers-hating behaviour.
 

But it is hardly surprising when you think about it!
 

The Royal Mail Group was led from 2003-2009 by rabid Celtic fan and Rangers-hating bigot Adam Crozier.
 

He had a hand in the appointment of his successor in the role, Moya Assumpta Greene.
 

A quick perusal of the diseased anti-Rangers Royal Mail official website is also instructive.
 

Aiding Moya Assumpta Greene in enabling Rangers-hating bigots like Daniel Joseph Hughes’ appalling sectarian behaviour are Catherine Bridget Doran, and Shane O’Riordain.
 

I can reveal to you today that the sinister, Opus Dei conspiracy to destroy the Union and subsume the  United Kingdom into a Vatican-dominated European superstate includes the Royal Mail Group!
 

Moya Assumpta Greene, Catherine Bridget Doran and Shane O’Riordain are puppets of master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell and are dancing to his hate-filled, diseased, anti-Rangers tune.
 

Master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s media lapdogs, like Brian Patrick McNally and that prancing poltroon of a poseur Alex Thomson, have been dancing to their master’s tune this past week.
 

Together with Odious Creep, master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s media lackeys have ridiculed the failure so far of Charles Green, Imran Ahmad and Brian Stockbridge to issue a share prospectus.
 

I can now tell you that the share prospectus was issued WEEKS ago!
 

It has not been received by anyone because of dark forces at work in the Opus Dei dominated Royal Mail.
 

Moya Assumpta Greene, Catherine Bridget Doran and Shane O’Riordain are conspiring with master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell to damage Rangers.
 

They are the latest names we can add to the sinister cabal of evil, diseased, hate-filled anti-Rangers bigots who have infiltrated the Establishment to do damage to Rangers.
 

Is it any wonder that Rangers-haters like Daniel Joseph Hughes are at liberty to shamble around Lanarkshire towns provocatively whistling the Champions League theme tune at decent, hardworking, patriotic folk?
 

As my auld  Scots Presbyterian granny used to say to me – “Ye’ll be laughin’ oan the ither side a’ yer face when I get a haud a’ ye, ya wee b******!”
 

It’s time decent, hardworking, patriotic folk started another letter-writing campaign to save Rangers, and by extension the Union, thereby preventing the UK being submerged into a Vatican-dominated European superstate.
 

Write to your local MSP.
 

Write to your MP.
 

Write to David Cameron.
 

Write to HM the Queen.
 

Do it now.
 

Send it by first class post and don’t delay.
 

The enemies of Rangers are gathering as we speak and are ready to do damage to Rangers in any way their diseased, hate-filled minds can think of.
 

Fortunately, help is at hand, because Sir Walter has returned!

…..AND
 

Mark Daly is a worried man this morning.
 

Already in the sights of Sir David Murray’s crack legal team, he is now living in fear that his links to the shadowy, sinister, rabidly pro-Celtic cabal of judges who have airbrushed James Scotland Symon’s incredible achievements on the European stage from history are about to be revealed!
 

Airbrushing James Scotland Symon from the public record is a criminal offence and Mark Daly is right to be worried.
 

I couldn’t possibly comment on where those rumours have come from.

…….FINALLY
 

More shocking revelations about the nefarious activities of the increasingly discredited and isolated Odious Creep.
 

Here.
 

Tomorrow.
 

On this blog.
 

Right here.
 

Tomorrow.
 

Pip! Pip!