Rangers' Fifth Cloumnist Revealed!

I promised you yesterday that I would be revealing Rangers’ enemy within, and the shocking truth can now be revealed.

The decent, honest, hardworking Rangers support has been marshalled magnificently in recent months by a cadre of brilliant intellectual bloggers like the Vanguard Bears, Chris Graham and Yours Truly.

But it is my solemn duty today to inform you all that one of our number is a wrong ‘un.

A seemingly bright new shining star in the Rangers firmament is Bill McMurdo, son of old Agent Orange himself.

I can now reveal though the shocking truth that Agent Orange has no son, and that, “Bill McMurdo,” is in fact a Castlemilk-born, Irish-resident Rangers-hater by the name of Patrick Aloysius O’Brien.

From his lair deep in the wilds of Connemara, Patrick Aloysius O’Brien masquerades as a True Blue decent, hardworking Rangers man, and the son of a Rangers legned to boot!

His purpose is to write blogs so incredibly blinkered and biased as to discredit all of the decent,  hardworking Rangers bloggers like Chris Graham, the Vanguard Bears and Yours Truly.

Bloggers who are doing such sterling work in combating the biased agenda of the Rangers-hating, IRA-loving, terrorist sympathisers who have spent the last year kicking Rangers when they are down.

But that’s not all!

I can also reveal that Patrick Aloysius O’Brien is working under the orders of none other than Peter Lawwell!

Masquerading under the guise of “Bill McMurdo,” Patrick Aloysius O’Brien is doing great harm to the good name of Rangers.

Masterminded by Peter Lawwell from his bunker deep within the bowels of Celtic Park.

Don’t expect the Peter Lawwell-controlled SFA to do anything to protect its member club from the slurs on their reputation cast by Lawwell’s newest puppet.

Rangers may have 140 years of unsurpassed dignity as members of the SFA, but Lawwell’s puppet Stewart Regan dances to Lawwell’s tune and won’t lift a finger to help.

It is now up to decent, patriotic, hardworking Rangers fans.

We are all busy buying shares in the Green Rangers and saving the grand old club, but duty calls.

A letter-writing campaign must now begin against Patrick Aloysius O’Brien, or to give him his real name – Alexander Bryan!

Yes, that’s right. Alexander Bryan so detests the country of his birth that he now calls himself Patrick Aloysius O’Brien just because it sounds Irish.

From his lair deep in the wilds of Connemara, Patrick Aloysius O’Brien does Peter Lawwell’s bidding, using the name of Rangers Legned Bill McMurdo.

Charles Green is now fully aware of what is going on, as are Alistair McCoist and Sir Walter.

I made sure of that by calling them at their respective homes just after closing-time last night.

As my auld Scots Presbyterian granny used to say – “Yiv goat a face thit looks lik’ it was hit wae a bag a’ spanners!”

Rangers are taking steps to silence Patrick Aloysius O’Brien.

There is no time to rest though.

All decent, hardworking, honest and law-abiding Rangers fans must now step up to the mark and come to the aid of the club in its hour of need.

Write to your local MP, your MSP, and your local councillor.

Write to BBC Scotland at their Pacific Quay HQ to complain, even if Ken McQuarrie is a rabid Celtic fan and dances to the tune of Peter Lawwell, who directs him from his bunker deep within the bowels of Celtic Park.

Odious Creep must be stopped at all costs!

 

 

….AND

You don’t see many people eating Waggon Wheels any more. I wonder why?

Brian Patrick McNally knows.

 

I’ll say no more for now.

 

FINALLY…..

Stop by tomorrow when I will be revealing details of Peter Lawwell’s nefarious plot, hatched in his underground bunker deep within the bowels of Celtic Park to destroy not just Rangers….

…… but the UNITED KINGDOM ITSELF!

 

Here.

Tomorrow.

 

On this site.

Tomorrow.